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The Joker Says Put on a Happy Face  

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“My mom always told me to put on a happy face and make the world laugh, well that’s what I had been doing all this while. But this city always treated me as a nobody. I hate being a nobody, I want to be a somebody. They all neglected me the system the people even my dad left me to rot away with a degenerate mother, who abused me as a child and tied me up to the radiator with no food or water for days on end. Put on a happy face  for what mother .”

“ Thoughts fuck I have thoughts, I have only negative thoughts all my thoughts are negative. Put on a happy face well first I need to rid myself of the fucking laughing disorder it always creeps up from nowhere. Ha aha haha I don’t know whether I am laughing or crying some times because I do both at the same time .”

“ Jokes ya I got fucking jokes, it’s all scribbled down on my notebook, but making people laugh is tough, I prefer just shooting them between the eyes, bang bang bang nothing gets more attention than a killing spree. Look at all the mother fucking Psychos and serial killers out their all they do is spray people with a gun  , that gets the attention of the entire city. A rioting mob has more comic timing, why make people laugh when you can just bust their guts or just torch up a fucking bus .”

“ Attention I am the king of attention-grabbing The Joker the freak the Jokes on you Gotham and it’s ruling classes, save your ass if you can, it’s time for me to give Mr. Wayne a bloody nose (put’s the red nose on his nose ) if you know what I mean .”

“ I have had enough of therapy all I get asked is the same old questions all the time by my shrink, I got so annoyed by her questions last time , I just slit her throat instead, that shut the bitch up for life , no more questions no more analysis let the Joker rule and let the mayhem begin .”

“ I am a loner alright I have no friends , my boss is an ass , my collages are dim wits ,  I only have imaginary girlfriends , I walk the streets alone with a plastic bag carrying my cold lunch, the system has failed me and no one cares whether I am dead or alive, my dad fucked my mom and left me in a mental asylum and I am fucking expected to put on a happy face for what ?”

“The life I thought was a tragedy until I realized that it’s a fucking comedy, I don’t need comic timing my laughing disorder does the job for me .”

“ Have I been wronged, ya fucking hell I have been, I am the have not been the so-called scum the garbage the system throws out, well it’s my time now to throw the system out. The joker had arrived and there will be no mercy .”

“ I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian well I got my chance at the talk show and I did well I just shot the host, didn’t get me many laugh’s but it made me a fucking revolutionary .”

“ I was just getting bored so a strangled my bedridden mom with a plastic bag, she is dead happily ever after .”

‘ You know why I paint my face and put on a mask because I can’t bear to see my reflection in the mirror, that’s the state of my fucking self-esteem.”

 

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Anuj Tikku is a famous Bollywood actor and author, who has worked in several big-budget Bollywood films and commercials. He has also authored forty fictional and non-fictional books. He has an engineering degree from the University of Manchester and a management degree from IMT Ghaziabad. He currently runs a book blog called www.anujtikku.com and has spoken in several blogger conferences as a motivational speaker.

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